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Jul 28

Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.

Jul 28

Everytime i go in public

  • me: why is everyone glancing at me
  • me: is there something on me
  • me: do i look extra ugly today
  • me: is it my face
  • me: they're laughing at me on the inside
  • me: they all hate me
  • me: they're plotting my death
Jul 28
  • World: Lets see if Britain can top Beijing..
  • Britain: Country side in a stadium.
  • Britain: DUCKS DUCKS EVERYWHERE.
  • Britain: Mr Bean playing Chariots of fire. Jk Rowling reading Peter Pan.
  • Britain: 100 foot Lord Voldemort defeated by Mary Poppins.
  • World: But Beijing had-
  • Britain: QUEEN IN A HELICOPTER WITH JAMES BOND.
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